rubiksboob
But actually though.

But actually though.

#atl

#atl

Fat, croptop, pentagram, Mimis, selfie.

Fat, croptop, pentagram, Mimis, selfie.

revolvermonkcelot:

friedcheesemogu:

I feel like I should reblog this every day.

me too

revolvermonkcelot:

friedcheesemogu:

I feel like I should reblog this every day.

me too

just got a text that opened with “I just can’t get you off my mind”

from my mom.

Empty spaghetti

Empty spaghetti

Nightscapes #nola

Nightscapes #nola

"inspired by nobody"

"inspired by nobody"

I’m going to make a Missing Person poster for this stapler someday. #profeshtodeath

I’m going to make a Missing Person poster for this stapler someday. #profeshtodeath

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

"what’s your sexual orientation"

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
can you cheer me up I had a hard day

importantbirds:

Ples imagin a grumpiest fluff ball of brib can picture oh GOODMES a feath ball with grumple eye n frown beak a Say “where art such thE MOVIE” because is waiting a watch. I am sorry of the Badde days!

seananmcguire:

biodiverseed:

Black tomatoes, that are unusually high in anthocyanins (pigments with antioxidant properties that are possibly neuro-protective, analgesic, and anti-inflammatory) have been accidentally bred by the folks working on the "Indigo Rose" project at Oregon State University.
The same group of pigments is responsible for the deep shades of certain red and purple berries, and autumnal foliage colours.
(h/t malformalady, The Daily Mail)
#tomatoes #garden science

I need these for my garden please I NEED THEM FOR MY FACE

seananmcguire:

biodiverseed:

Black tomatoes, that are unusually high in anthocyanins (pigments with antioxidant properties that are possibly neuro-protective, analgesic, and anti-inflammatory) have been accidentally bred by the folks working on the "Indigo Rose" project at Oregon State University.

The same group of pigments is responsible for the deep shades of certain red and purple berries, and autumnal foliage colours.

(h/t malformalady, The Daily Mail)

#tomatoes #garden science

I need these for my garden please I NEED THEM FOR MY FACE

Lately, I’ve been thinking about who I want to love, and how I want to love, and why I want to love the way I want to love, and what I need to learn to love that way, and who I need to become to become the kind of love I want to be… and when I break it all down, when I whittle it into a single breath, it essentially comes out like this: Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe.

Andrea Gibson  (via wiltedbones)

this cracked me open