#WAY SEXUAL

#41

thisiswhiteprivilege:

White privilege is living on stolen land, and having the arrogance to say “Go back to where you came from”.

I am really into this thing that my bangs are doing

runningwithfeathers:

Maps, with every name translated, back through the local tongue, into English.

a collection of profitable holes

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—	I was watching my first episode of Game of Thrones. Oh my.

conflictfetish:

A favorite. My tombstone shall say, “You’re terrible, Muriel.”

Muriel’s Wedding (1994)

GPOY

Cunt again? It was odd how men like Suggs used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

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—	Asha Greyjoy, baddest of asses (via bookling-stormborn) Just got to this part again in my re-read. I love Asha so much. (via bookling-stormborn) Asha Greyjoy: Westeros Feminist. I love her. (via nanner)

Silver Medalist in the Asshole With A Telephone competition over here.

open phone
compose text message to one of 4 different people, all of whom you’ve known your entire life
erase
rephrase
feel throat clench up
slam phone shut without sending
slide it away like it might explode
rinse and repeat

youtastelikenachos:

americastestkitchen:

How To Know if an Avocado is Ripe

Squeezing the fruit is a good way to determine its doneness—the flesh should yield to moderate pressure—but it’s also a good way to mistake a bruised avocado for a ripe one. To be sure, flick the small stem of the avocado. If it comes off easily and you can see green underneath it, the avocado is ripe. If the stem does not come off or if you see brown underneath it, the avocado is not ripe.

Get more kitchen tips from our Curious Shortcuts blog.

Okay. Sure. But! Squeezing the avocados is my most favorite part about going grocery shopping and you just can’t take that away from me.

Smelling the peaches to see if they are ripe is my favorite part. (Also, smelling tomato vines, but i just like that smell.)

oh no!

Ugggghh, laundry monster.

Cool. I'm a noob here to tumblr, but want to meet some new awesome people. Let's tumble and get to know each other. I'm a very open minded individual. I love learning and trying new things. Any suggested followings? how did you come up with your title? I guess I should stop being an anon ...

Anonymous

Welcome to the tumblverse! If you want to- go off anon, or send me fanmail (there should be a tiny little envelope icon at the very top right of my page).

I follow SO MANY excellent people. What do you want to see on your dash?

By title do you mean Rubik’s Boob or #way sexual? Rubik’s Boob is mostly just punny, but I also have perplexing boobs. They are not multicolored though. The story with #way sexual is here

your blog rocks! where are you from? what do you do? can i really ask anything? ;)

Anonymous

Omg thank you! [imagine a bunch of squealing, hand flailing gifs here.]

I grew up in Illinois, but got to New Orleans as fast as I could.

I work as a library associate, but also do a lot of other things like eating and boozing and hanging out and exploring the Internet and rolling around in my bed.

You really can ask me anything! I’m not promising that I’ll answer everything,but give it a shot!